Disconnected in Brooklyn on Craigslist

Here's the return of our favorite weekly feature highlighting a Brooklyn "Missed Connection" on Craigslist that in some way touches us (funny, weird, scary, sad, poignant, whacked, etc.). We noted back-to-back posting from the Hoyt-Schemerhorn platform this week. We present our favorite and Honorable Mention the other:

Hoyt-Schemerhorn platform. you black hair with pinkish makeup - m4w
ive seen you on the platform between the g and the a-c-e in the morning. youre slim, about 5'6 with black choppy hair and angle cut in the back, with perfectly done makeup, with a pinkish shadow an dark eyes. youre kinda mysterious. i know we've looked at each other. even sttod next to each other. im probably not your type, and a bit too old, but next time ill talk to you. at which point you'll look at me in disgust and walk away. but i still will think youre the prettiest one on the train.

So much you can read into it. So many typos.

Honorable Mention:
Hoyt Schemerhorn - Across The Tracks - m4w