Disconnected in Brooklyn on Craigslist: Please Return My Amateur Porn

For this week's Craigslist Brooklyn Missed Connection, we turn to a posting that is actually a Lost and Found, but a very interesting one:

MC with my lost digital camera - w4m - 25

I Lost my camera at one of the parties/bars i was at last night in williamsburg. I should have deleted the pornographic movies of me and my ex from there. Whoever finds it enjoy and please return it to me, thanks!

And, please don't post it anywhere.